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ohshititsegg:

marijuana does awful things to people like forcing them to talk about how much they smoke it on every single fucking social network every single fucking day

(Source: lilacyberbullys, via erase-reality)

stoner-in-disguise:

I just clapped when i read this.

findmedownsouth:

touch-me-inthe-dark:

spooning is the best because i get to see how long it takes to give you a boner with my ass

Girls are evil for this right here.

(via samanthalalalove)

meladoodle:

my director yesterday was like ‘alright grab the nearest hottest person and kiss them on the lips’ as a joke so i said ‘haha i can’t kiss myself’ and no one heard except this one guy and so he stole my joke and shouted ‘I CAN’T KISS MYSELF’ really loud and everyone laughed and that’s the first time i killed man… just kidding it wasn’t the first.

(Source: meladoodle, via samanthalalalove)